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Joke of the Day
"2 blondes walk into a building You would think one of them would have seen it"
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"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No mate, sounds shit."
"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"
"""Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"" said my late wife."
"What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern? One's constantly preparing for lunch."
"[in a mosh pit] why is everyone so upset"
"What if global warming *is* a hoax and we clean up our air and oceans, create millions of jobs, and become energy independent for nothing?"
"So I called up the Captain, please bring me my wine. He said: ""ma'am, this is a cruise. Please don't call me again if there's no emergency"""
"Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing: ""He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."""
"What's the best way to bring out your inner child? A coat hanger"