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Joke of the Day

"Survival of the Fittest Women in the New Zealand wilderness survives by drinking her own breast milk. Your turn Bear Grylls"

"Many Americans don't know the opposites of the following words: * Always * Coming * From * Take * Me * Down"

"Did you hear about the dog who had sleep apnea? He had to get a C-PUP machine."

"Cutbacks on HealthCare are really starting to show. I went for my prostate exam today, and instead of lube the doc spat on my asshole"

"People complain about there being too many GOP presidential candidates, but when Chris Christie quits that will be, like, half the field right there."

"What is a penguin? A swallow that kept eating after 6pm."

"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !"

"How do you identify a baboon? Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!"

"If you say ""I knew you were going to say that"" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings."

"Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning? For the Good of the Caws."