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Joke of the Day

"Many Americans don't know the opposites of the following words: * Always * Coming * From * Take * Me * Down"

"What did the black man say to the white kid? Put the gun down!"

"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."

"What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats"

"I'm going to name my son After Me. So every time he asks to do something cool I say ""ya After Me."""

"If my girlfriend caught me telling a sexist joke, she'd get really... emotional"

"Why was the challah bread good at defending itself? Because it was made of Judo (Jew dough)"

"My friend found out recently that he is both gay and dyslexic. He is still in Daniel."

"Knock knock Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Hammer. Person 2: Hammer what? Person 1: Hammertime! ^canttouchthis"

"*on date* Me [don't let her know you're married] I have a wif..i hotspot on my phone. Her: oh that's cool. Me: yeah my wife got it for me."