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Joke of the Day
"What is a penguin? A swallow that kept eating after 6pm."
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"What do neutrinos and I have in common? We're always penetrating your mom"
"Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays."
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p"""
"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""
"What's big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table."
"Worst pick-up line ever. If you're looking for a stud, I've got the STD all that's missing is U."
"My local radio station is asking people to send in funny photographs taken when you were pissed. So I've sent in my wedding album."
"I like how Twizzlers has the balls to put a flavor description on the package. ""Strawberry""? Suck my ass. More like ""Tire""."
"Why do sharks like salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze"