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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !"

"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"

"The inventor of the doorbell OBVIOUSLY did not own a dog."

"I want to be a pharmacist just so I can yell ""Now take these suppositories and shove'em straight up your ass!"""

"I saw Death walking out of my house today... I guess Grandma won. Again."

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor"

"All things in moderation. Unless no one's looking."

"What did the forward rooster say? Cock a doodle do. What did the backward rooster say? Doodle doodle cock. WHAT did the gay rooster say? Any cock will do."

"He died doing what he loved, waving a metal rod on a rooftop in a storm, yelling FU, GOD! Although he slipped & fell, Ted's memory lives on."

"Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain."