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Joke of the Day
"What's the most terrifying gift your SO/Family can buy for you? Reddit gold."
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"Did you hear about the guy that could not afford personalized license plates? He changed his name to JLU 635."
"Caught my son smoking pot then my wife walked in and caught me and our son smoking pot. Anyways I'm grounded."
"What did one helmet say to the other I'll stay here, you go on a head"
"Why'd the air resistance committed suicide? Because he's always being neglected"
"""I'm sorry Mickey, I can't file divorce just because you think Minnie's silly."" ""Your honor, I don't think you understand. She's *fucking* Goofy!"""
"What happens to a person when they move out of Asia? They become dis-oriented!"
"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."
"""It goes from zero to sixty in 5 seconds."" ""Great. And exactly how much cocaine can I fit in the glove box?"" - Anyone buying a white BMW"
"four years ago I asked out the woman of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me!!! She said no both times."