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Joke of the Day
"What did one helmet say to the other I'll stay here, you go on a head"
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"Need help with kids I am at dinner for mothers day and striking out with the jokes. Reddit brothers and sisters I need your kid appropriate jokes. HELP!"
"I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal."
"I never get tired of my old Tweets getting RT'd so I know musicians never get tired of hearing their songs being played on the radio."
"Do you know what really brings your face together? A really bad smell!"
"what's the square root of 69? ate something."
"Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey"
"How many jews could get in to the cab? It depends on ashtrays capacity. //badenglishsorry"
"Got pretty embarrassed at the party last night. Totally looked like I peed my pants 'cuz I spilled my glass of pee into my lap"
"What do you call it when Gandhi starts a food fight? Naan violence"