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"An alzheimer joke (sorry if this is a repost)"
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"The only thing worse than finding your girlfriend on Tinder... Is your girlfriend finding you."
"I wanted to become a dictator... but I was only partially qualified."
"[orchestra] VIOLIN 1: *pssst* Can I ask you a dumb question? VIOLIN 2: Um, okay. V1: What's up w/the guy in front waving his arms around?"
"Why do black people hate wine? Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice. (Also, anyone care to explain me where the ""Black people like grape juice"" came from?)"
"""daddy why did the moon turn red?"" ""because god is flooding it with the blood of all the children who ask too many questions sweetie"""
"I had a welsh friend who tried counting all his lovers to me but each time, I kept falling asleep"
"Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex? Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing."
"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."
"Whats a retarded person's favorite season? Autismn"