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Joke of the Day

"four years ago I asked out the woman of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me!!! She said no both times."

"I talked to San Andreas about the earthquake yesterday. He said it wasn't his fault."

"Whats a motivational word for a gopher? Gopher' it."

"I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it."

"Peanut Butter So I was balls deep in peanut butter, and I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter's a weird name for a dog, isn't it?"""

"My friend died of autoerotic asphyxiation... The story is a real tearjerker."

"What's the difference between a run-down Greyhound stop and a crabby, decrepit prosititute? The first is a crusty bus station, whereas the second is an accurate description of your mother."

"My iPhone is like my girlfriend Doesn't blow"

"A Jehovah Witness Knock-Knock joke: KNOCK KNOCK.."

"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia fcuk"