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Joke of the Day
"What happens to a person when they move out of Asia? They become dis-oriented!"
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"Why don't progressives go to the dentist? Because dentists like everything straight and white."
"The real problem with kissing a perfect 10 The cops come chasing after you"
"With the money I found in the dryer, the girl in me says buy chocolate and candy, but the adult in me says buy beer, chocolate and candy."
"in 1st grade a kid teased me by saying the pink power ranger was my girlfriend, which, man, that would have been quite a pull for a 6-yr-old"
"Throw shit at a person, you are their enemy. Throw shit at a plant, you are their hero. source: r/Showerthoughts/"
"What kind of bear likes the rain? A drizzley bear."
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"Why does everybody hate tampons? They're stuck up bitches."