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Joke of the Day

"Sent him a pic and he replied ""BOOM!!"" Trying to figure out if that means he liked it or he threw himself on a grenade."

"2 queers walk past the city morgue.. 1st turns to the 2nd and asks "" wanna stop in and suck down a cold one"""

"The monkey at the zoo ruined my new shirt. I should have seen it coming."

"Words can not even begin to describe your beauty and how much I need to borrow your car."

"Why doesn't Rihanna tell her boyfriend jokes anymore? He always beats her to the punchline."

"Why are women called bitches? Because they both run after sticks and balls."

"So I'm in the process of house hunting... The deer population has gone out of control in my living room"

"Google won't replace librarians. The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water."

"Gabriel ""Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?"" God ""Trust me. It will be hilarious."""

"in the darkest corner of my room, dick cheney sits brooding, waiting til i fall asleep. or it's a lampshade. kinda dark and i'm nearsighted."