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Joke of the Day

"Gabriel ""Really? That's how you want humans to reproduce?"" God ""Trust me. It will be hilarious."""

"why is math book so sad? it has many problems..."

"Black walks into a bar A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks ""where'd you get that?"" Parrot says ""Africa, there's millions of them""."

"Whew, good thing there's a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we'd be in real trouble."

"Which Fruit Can't Get Married??"

"Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE."

"What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!"

"Do her by the ocean. Beaches love crabs."

"If it wasn't for venetian blinds... It would be curtains for us all!"

"How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hella."