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Joke of the Day

"So I'm in the process of house hunting... The deer population has gone out of control in my living room"

"________________________ With all the bad puns going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."

"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."

"A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke The bartender asks, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass."

"*At the bank Robber:THIS IS A STICKUP! Me:Looks like a gun R:SHUT UP! M:Well, 'THIS IS A GUN' is way scarier Teller:He's got a point"

"What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding? Cantelope"

"Fight Club, but instead of blowing up all the financial institutions, they reset all twitter follower counts back to zero."

"""I'm going to be a little bit late"" -people that are going to be very late"

"The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception."

"I really don't understand why people think mayweather is so great I'd much rather have June weather"