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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about 1 ply toilet paper? It's already shitty before you use it."
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"Two Polish guys are walking through the woods... One says ""Look, a dead bird!"". The other looks up in the trees and says ""Where?!"""
"[narrating a commercial for therapy] ""For a 100 bucks an hour we'll blame your mother."""
"If you're gonna write a 300 word Instagram description for your photo, go ahead & throw a murder confession in there. Nobody will ever know."
"How does NASA plan a party..? They planet."
"Hey guys ,wanna hear a joke about a broken pencil? Ugh never mind that , it's pointless."
"What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy? He was sent to the udder side"
"Just saw a shooting star. The crime in this galaxy is getting out of hand."
"Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach? He didn't want people to see his tan lines."
"Why do husbands typically die before their wives? They want to."