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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach? He didn't want people to see his tan lines."
Next Joke
"So I was in a race against a Prius the other day. I kept up for the first 100ft but I can only walk so fast..."
"A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos."
"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"*sneezes* ""MY DUST COLLECTION!"""
"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"
"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! (Edit: Say it out loud if you don't get it)"
"I went to the zoo . . . I went to the zoo, and in the entire place, they only had one dog. It was a shih tzu."
"Why do asians squint all the time? Because nukes are so bright"
"My dad only lets me keep 2 pet ravens at a time Nevermore"