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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy? He was sent to the udder side"

"What do you call a cow with only three legs? A wonky."

"A German asks for a martini... ""Dry?"" asks the barman. He replies, ""Nein, just one."""

"How does a **real** man know when a woman is having an orgasm? Who gives a fuck?"

"Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming..."

"A wise chinese guy once said to me ""if the dog barks, it's undercooked"" - Some wise chinese guy"

"Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave."

"What did the thunder say when it understood the joke? I feel so enlightninged!"

"Know-it-alls think themselves a fountain of knowledge. In truth they are an oil spill of knowledge... Unwelcome and hard to get rid of."

"Australia is doing phenomenally on the Olympic medal tally considering our population #1. USA: 318.9 million #2. China: 1.357 billion #3. Japan: 173.3 million #4. Australia: 48 as of last census"