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Joke of the Day
"Once you go black.. You become a single mother."
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"I now have 8 apps to communicate with the same people."
"What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? Heeeeeeyyyyyy"
"How do you greet people at a funeral? Mourning, everybody!"
"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out-standing in his field."
"How do you spell hypocrisy? R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N"
"ME: My dog's so happy I'm working from home. DOG (to camera): Honestly, a heads up would have been nice. I had shit planned today."
"Am I in the Mile High Club if I jerk off under a blanket on a plane? Just kidding, United doesn't have blankets. Sorry lady in seat 21B"
"What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor? Reptiles."
"When dads become grandfathers... Their dad jokes grow exponentially, just like their lineage."