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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out-standing in his field."

"Do you know why bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired."

"A man comes to the infodesk in a mall And says: ""Sorry, I seem to have lost my son in the mall, can I make an announcement on your PA system?"" ""Oh, sure"" The man leans towards the mike: ""I'm vegan"""

"Why do SJWs hate Apple computers? Because they're not PC"

"Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost."

"I am black and my son stole my wallet. I don't know If I'm proud or mad."

"The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide.. Sexy kids."

"What bird can lift the most? A crane"

"I think I'm gonna become a solipsist, who's with me? Wait... no one's with me."

"Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!"