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Joke of the Day

"How do you spell hypocrisy? R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N"

"What would you rather bea or wasp?"

"I'm so happy Leonardo finally got an award, he was such a brilliant inventor and painter."

"I wouldn't say my wife was fat....... .....but she wore a white dress to the cinema last night and they showed the film on her back!"

"I had a huge home party last night and I was unpleasantly woken up by a surprise blow job. Next time I'll sleep with my mouth closed."

"Say ""beer can"" out loud in a British accent. It sounds like you're saying ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent!"

"Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white? Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove"

"Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express."

"To commemorate the disaster in Mecca where a crane fell and crushed pilgrims, Saudi Arabia will build a restaurant at the site. An IHOP: International House of Pancakes."

"Dildos are like Pokemon cards... No matter how good your collection, it isn't worth anything if you got them sticky."