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Joke of the Day
"What did the gay horse say to the straight horse? Heeeeeeyyyyyy"
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"What is the difference between Virging and non-virgin ? Virgin doesn't give a fuck."
"To do list: 1) Change Facebook name to 'No One' 2) 'Like' peoples statuses."
"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."
"Did I tell you about the time I was going down on my grandmother? All I could taste was horse semen... So I thought to myself, ""this must be how she died!"""
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny."
"What is the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I wouldn't pay $10 to watch a garbanzo bean."
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves"
"Paraguay-Uraguay in the final would be so guay."
"[sees girl reading The Bible] ""Ah I love that book. The way they just *clenches fist* buy all those frickin bulls."""