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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it."

"My Shakespeare brings all the boys to the yard And they're like We're gonna kick your ass fancy boy"

"Mantra at the gym: When the zombies come, cardio will matter."

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"This haunted house sucks. It's just people sitting in cubicles under fluorescent lights looking sad. Wait, this is real life? NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Sex with me is a lot like gun control. Some of you want it, but we all know it's not going to work down south."

"I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena."

"A man sits next to a beautiful professional looking woman on an airplane. Lol i just got it pretty funny :-)"

"My girlfriend treats me like a God. She only calls on me when she needs help with something."

"I'd like to give a shout out Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is."