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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish boy asks his father if he can borrow $50 The father replies, ""$40 dollars?! What do you need $30 dollars for??"""

"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""

"Please don't ask me what something means or who someone is from your device which has access to the internet."

"Army Jokes by Major Laugh"

"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside."

"Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far"

"I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'"

"Thursday is like your high school boyfriend. It feels good but you know something better is right around the corner."

"I just got my medication for my depression. I'll kill myself if I don't take it."

"""I might be a sex virgin but I'm not a virgin at AWESOME MAGIC TRICKS!"" *trips on cape, knocks over table with punchbowl & cookies*"