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Joke of the Day

"I just got my medication for my depression. I'll kill myself if I don't take it."

"I want to be a comedian But I'm afraid people will laugh at me"

"I've just broke up with my girlfriend. ""It's not you,"" I said. ""It's me: I hate you."""

"Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep? Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd"

"What sexual position... Do you not want your new girlfriend to ask you put her in? The fetal position."

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."

"I gave my sister away at her wedding. I stood up & shouted ""SHE USED TO BE A MAN!"""

"What's the shortest way to the front page? Up vote to find out."

"What is the difference between a blonde and a hen? The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs."

"What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate? No, a fence."