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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to replace a serviceable part of a complex machine? Just Juan and Emmanuel."

"Did you hear about the Rabbi who showed up to the circumcision drunk? He got the sack."

"""Tim's coming tonight"" ""Tim with hooves for feet or Tim that likes to bang coconut halves together?"" [in the distance] clip-clop clip-clop"

"Named my iPhone ""Dat Ass""... So now iTunes tells me it's backing ""Dat Ass"" up"

"How to rid yourself of geeks [**star wars spoilers**] thats how"

"Did you hear about the christian rapper who went missing? He never did turn up."

"You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English"

"I want to make a school shooting joke, but that might seem offensive. I think I should aim for a younger crowd."

"Whats Red and Smells Like Blue Paint? Red Paint"

"Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ? They were trying to keep their german market."