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Joke of the Day

"""GIVE IT TO ME"" she yelled ""Oh my God I'm so wet!!"" She could scream all she wants I was keeping the umbrella"

"If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas."

"""I have parrot-like reflexes."" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"""

"To all the virgins out there Thanks for nothing!"

"There once was a man from Gent. Had a dick so long it was bent. To save himself trouble He folded it double. And instead of cumming he went."

"Q: Who is Bigger? Mister Bigger or Master Bigger? A: Master Bigger, because he is little Bigger."

"What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate."

"Marty McFly had horrible parents. Sure teenage son, hang around with the weirdo scientist who lives alone and drives a windowless truck."

"Did you know you can use a condom twice? Just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"

"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"