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Joke of the Day

"We never knew he was always drunk... ...until he showed up to work sober."

"What do you get if you fuck an Antarctic penguin? A Chilly Willy."

"How to get a millionaire husband marry a billionaire man, then proceed to divorce him."

"He said he would call me at 5pm but didn't until 5.03pm. His lies will tear our relationship apart"

"I bet Adam and Eve loved being the first people cuz they didn't have to worry about ghosts"

"What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs? A couple of steps closer to their final destination."

"Nice try, fat girls ordering a salad on the first date. Nice try."

"What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost? That's just what I kneaded!"

"I found a cat camping in a game today. What a pussy."

"What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm."