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Joke of the Day
"We never knew he was always drunk... ...until he showed up to work sober."
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"[if trump wins somehow] alien: ""i said take me to your leader"" me: ""dude i swear this is him"""
"Finally bought a puppy for the wife and I, but it turns out my wife's allergic to dogs, so we had to get rid of her. The dog and I live happily together now."
"How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator."
"Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear..."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur. Licktalottapuss."
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"5 out of six researchers conclude, Russian roulette is complete safe."
"What a do pizza boy and a gynecologist have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss."