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Joke of the Day
"I don't understand bow ties. What, is your neck a gift?"
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"Wife: ""If I die first, I want you to remarry."" Me: ""Wow. Do you really hate me that much?"""
"7yr old ""Do women get their periods on weekends too?"" Me ""Yes"" 7yr old mutters to herself ""Jesus Christ"""
"Knock Knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the pool please, I'm dwaoning!"
"2 Hebrews a black dude and a Mexican walk into a bar. Bar tender says get f#%k outa here."
"Sometimes I really miss you (my ex)... Then I remember I have a hand and the internet."
"Marriage jokes A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"I dated a guy in a band for two months before I realised he was just a sexy mop."
"What did the plate say to the mug? Food's on me tonight."
"When a track star gets best time in a race they ""Break a record"" but when I do it I've ""Falsely entered a Special Olympics event""."