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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best part about dating a black girl? You rarely have to meet their dad."
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"Have you heard the story when the idiot said no?"
"I fear all this talk of llamas & dresses has distracted us from the important fact that there is video of Madonna falling off a stage."
"Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section."
"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"
"You always hear people saying suicide isn't the answer... But how do they know it's not the answer if they haven't tried it? I haven't heard one person complain after suicide."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"
"Me: I'm bored Dad: hi bored I'm dad Me: I'm hungry Dad: hi hungry I'm dad Me: I'm here's 20 dollars Dad: hi here's 20 dollars Me: thanks dad"
"Im voting Hillary Clinton this year. Because she dosnt suck"
"Liar, Liar If the guy's pants are on fire, give him a fucking break about being a liar liar for a second. (via @WiseguyPictures)"