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Joke of the Day
"What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive? Jesus, take the wheel!"
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"Science question: can somebody please explain how tiny, tiny swimsuits make Olympians dive better?"
"what's the easiest way to get a jewish girl's number? roll up her sleeve"
"This guy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, ""Is that a fret?"""
"What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake? This is all your fault!"
"What do you call a sick bird? An illegal."
"Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested?"
"My bowel is upset. Must be full of shit."
"Last night my wife said that our bed had seen better days. She's right. When she stopped at her mum's last week, I had a threesome in it on Monday and Tuesday."
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar... It was tense."