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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sick bird? An illegal."
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"A very Fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk, 'i would like to see a bikini that fits me' Clerk...'me too'"
"Lay with me until everything crumbles and nothing but creeping ivy shields us from the incessant chatter of wandering cadavers. Bring snacks"
"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He heard they had a tight seal"
"Your favorite drink must be ginger ale..... cause you leave every girl in Canada Dry."
"What's the latest pick-up line at gay bays? Hi - mind if I push in your stool?"
"You don't work you don't have money to live, you work there's no time to live."
"What did the man with The World's Largest Penis say when he had to have his legs amputated ""Don't worry, I still have my third one."""
"Me: I love you Him: you just drank 1/4 of your beer through your nostril Me: that is also true"
"I'm in a band called Arrogant Rat We're like Modest Mouse but way better"