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Joke of the Day

"Last night my wife said that our bed had seen better days. She's right. When she stopped at her mum's last week, I had a threesome in it on Monday and Tuesday."

"[1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week? hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES"

"Putin Sends New Year's Message of Peace To Obama Inside a pipe bomb."

"My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof. A joke my mate told me after an after-hours lesson."

"What does a cow produce when an earthquake occurs MILKSHAKE"

"My girlfriend wants to replace the beige outlets in my house with white ones. And then she gets mad when I tell her to stop promoting white power."

"Your momma's so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her."

"How do Orcs eat their food? By goblin it down."

"No Grandma, ""sausage fest"" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP"

"I think if I was brutally ass raped by a unicorn, it would be of little consolation that they are fictional."