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Joke of the Day
"This guy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar.... I said, ""Is that a fret?"""
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"I'll be shaking hands with business people in front of a globe today if any stock photographers want to make some easy cash."
"What's the difference between American and Muslim teenage girls? It's illegal to fuck American girls when they're 12."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb? One to change it, thirty to write a book about it. :3"
"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."
"A customer walks in to a chemist's. ""I would like some deodorant please"" The chemist replies ""Ball, or aerosol?"""
"My math teacher kept giving easy parabolas and circles until the test day when he gave a large, difficult hyperbola. The long con."
"My wife bought a new plant for for the house. I didn't like it at first... ...but it's starting to grow on me."
"a serial killer that strangles victims with fruit by foot and eats the murder weapon afterwards"
"How is Twitter like Game of Thrones? There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible."