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Joke of the Day

"Science question: can somebody please explain how tiny, tiny swimsuits make Olympians dive better?"

"[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter.."

"Women: Can't live with 'em... ...Can't live with 'em."

"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"the kidz bop version of gangnam style plays 24hrs a day in hell. do you accept jesus christ as your lord and saviour?"

"Me: Can I have a quickie? Waitress: Sir, it's pronounced ""quiche""."

"[Restaurant] ""Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"" Yes please ""THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN"""

"What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common? Reclaiming black bodies."

"Breadbowl soup should be called Arkansas soup because it's 'In bread'"

"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."