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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she was cutting off sex for a while. I told her that is fine, we will just have more rape."

"1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I'm overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank."

"Why is milk so fast? Because it's pasteurized before you see it!"

"why would you go outside? that's where bugs live"

"More of a Gay pickup line: I have naked tea parties about once every week. I have a tea pot now I need a tea bag. You up for that? (Ripped from family guy)"

"Pink and wrinkly What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your boxer shorts? Your grandma."

"I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby."

"I felt like dancing after mixing cheap rye with powdered orange drink I called it my Whisky Tang-o Foxtrot. Seriously, WTF was I thinking?"

"Well r/boobs is still working fine!"

"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."