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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."

"I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite."

"Hey bartender, pour me another, I see ugly people."

"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."

"What's a prostitute's favorite position? Whore-izontal. Zing! This has been a productive day at work."

"Karma is like a rubber-band...it can only stretch so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face!"

"Why are C programmers never invited to parties? They have no class"

"What is yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children."

"Why do people take acid at raves? Because there's so much base."

"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."