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Joke of the Day

"More of a Gay pickup line: I have naked tea parties about once every week. I have a tea pot now I need a tea bag. You up for that? (Ripped from family guy)"

"What do you call a person who wears adult diapers? Ehh, it depends."

"You know its my phone if it looks like someone fingerpainted the touch screen in donut glaze."

"to do list I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it"

"What's Donald Trump's favorite drink? A White Russian. I'm so sorry."

"Did you hear about the constipated Mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"More tattoo artists really just need to say ""No, I'm not doing that."""

"Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say ""I love you"", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it"

"Well if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire ... .....what do freedom fighters fight?"

"My daughter wanted to have a Disney princess tea party. I couldn't find the tea or the dresses, so I settled for Taco Belle."