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Joke of the Day
"Australians don't have sex. They mate."
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"My friend's father is a Jew.... which makes him Jew-ish."
"*Air horn sound* *Second airhorn sound* Me: ""Well this clearly isn't deodorant."""
"A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs.. so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan."
"How did the farmhand get a job at reddit? He put ""excellent reposter"" on his resume."
"Giving people the finger while driving just isn't effective. Which is why I had the catapult installed."
"Female sprinters are so hot. I've been trying to bang one for years. But they always outrun me."
"Why is Harry Potter better than Jews? He made it out of the chamber."
"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat"
"I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*"