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Joke of the Day

"Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog? A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines"

"What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks."

"How to be a douche bag game-show host. Host: Another word for ""overtake""? Contestant: Pass. Host: Wrong. The correct answer would be ""pass""."

"My wife always says I am bullying on of our children I don't know which one she means... John, Maria or the fat ugly one?"

"Shit. I was late for my time management class."

"boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say ""ouch rocks"" when walking on rocks"

"We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies."

"What kind of pistol should you use to shoot a bear? The one with the smallest barrel. It hurts the least when the bear shoves it up your ass."

"Two guys walk into a bar, Which is kinda stupid because you'd think the second guy would have seen it."

"Between all the plane crashes and their infamous driving... I'm beginning to think Asians are just bad at transportation."