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Joke of the Day

"Dirty funny What do you get when there are two nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you get with two nuts on your chin? A Dick in your mouth."

"My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me She is not a fan."

"A married man walks into a bar"

"A mexican and black person have a car race. They both end up going over a cliff and die. Who won the race? Society."

"Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere"

"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."

"My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket"

"What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur."

"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *packs for wall 3 feet away *has an amazing time at wall"

"What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls."