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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more naughty in bed But now she wants me to give her toys back."

"Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky"

"What do you call a root beer in a square glass? Beer"

"What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation? Real graphs have curves."

"*accidentally deletes a tweet* MY LITERATURE!"

"Synonym is an antonym for antonym, but antonym is not a synonym for synonym. And I'm not even high or anything."

"What is trees' preferred drug? Water. It helps them get high."

"""Mommy, I don't want to see grandma today!"" ""Shut up and keep digging."""

"Notice In A Library. ""Statutory Warning"", While Reading Sex Knowledge Books, Please Hold The Book With Both Hands."

"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""