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Joke of the Day
"I bought a new boomerang but it sucks, because i cannot throw my old one away."
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"What did the Pharaoh's wife nickname her husband after he farted during sex? Toot n' comin'"
"[press session regarding increase in shark bites] Reporter: Are there more attacks in one area? Scientist: [lips against mic] In the water"
"Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would probably attack him too."
"I wish there was a Mormon version of The Bachelor. That way none of the women would have to be eliminated."
"I just turned my desktop keyboard upside down, shook it, and a taco salad fell out. At least it tasted like a taco salad."
"The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza store... and says, ""Can you make me one with everything?"""
"Advice in elections How do you win an election? By giving out candy"
"What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears? Grant."
"Two condoms are walking down the street... The first one sees a Gay bar, turns to his friend, and says 'Hey, want to go in and get shit faced?'"