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Joke of the Day
"i ate my weight in goldfish crackers. i'm hoping to poop a shark."
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"What do you call a rich Asian? *Cha Ching!*"
"Sherlock Holmes leaves the bathroom without flushing... After he exits he tells Watson ""I think I am constipated."" Watson replies. ""No shit Sherlock?"
"My favorite part of a date is the sweet, seedy flesh. Wait, sorry, that's my favorite part of a fig, I always get figs and dates mixed up."
"Nudist's have the right idea.. Screw laundry!"
"Reddit's future"
"No one will ever be as excited as a dad that just drove somewhere in less time than the GPS said it would take."
"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."
"[NSFW] Useless things Q: What are the most useless items ever invented? A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old."
"Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes? Because he hated the Bu shuo!"