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Joke of the Day
"I knew it was time to vacuum when the baby rolled over and looked like an everything bagel."
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"To the additional pot that was on the stove after I thought I was done washing the dishes, I hate your stinkin' guts."
"Who Let The Dogs Out? Ramsay Bolton."
"Midgets wouldn't creep me out nearly as much if they were autotuned."
"r/jokes, I'm in the dentists chair with 2 cavities. Please, cheer me up."
"Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution? He was following the Tsar."
"Got a hot new neighbor, I finally have something to look at with my night vision goggles besides raccoons."
"Donald Trump trying to make America read again He is trying to restore Borders."
"If you visit the president of Russia..... ......be sure to Putin a good word for me."
"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."