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Joke of the Day
"I knew it was time to vacuum when the baby rolled over and looked like an everything bagel."
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"Black History Month should be called ""Four Weeks Of Morgan Freeman's Voiceover Work"""
"If you think it hurts to lose a boyfriend/girlfriend, you've clearly never lost close to 500 GB's worth of data on your hard drive."
"I think Mondays were invented to punish us for all the fun we have on the weekends!"
"I also painted my computer black, hoping it would run faster. But the police choked it to death, and ruled it justified."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG"
"On Reddit, they say that you should never stick your dick in crazy. But this is not true. The problems only start when you take your dick *out* of crazy."
"I just walked through a spiderweb and invented the next Macarena."
"What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto . . hahah . . . fuck"
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Cows go"" ""Cows go who?"" ""No, Silly. Cows go moo"""