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Joke of the Day
"The iPhone 7 may be revolutionary and everything.... But the Samsung Note 7 blows you away."
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"How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would rather keep you in the dark!"
"There are two types of people in the world: Those that divide everything into two categories, and those that don't."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
"Starbucks, where 11 members of staff frantically do things behind the counter, yet not one of these things appears to resemble a hot drink"
"If you've ever wondered what it's like to try to dress a jelly fish, here, try to get pants on my toddler"
"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."