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Joke of the Day
"i ate my weight in goldfish crackers. i'm hoping to poop a shark."
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"Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe? Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!"
"I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy."
"What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog? Nina"
"*clicks on hotel tv's Adult Zone* ""Oh hell yeah."" *it's just a bunch of people paying bills and doing yard work* ""...Oh hell yeah."""
"Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon."
"I don't speak french but I know a little german. He's sitting over there."
"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol, one sec bro"
"*baby takes first step* wow took you long enough"
"What do you call a gay avatar? A bender."