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Joke of the Day

"Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman."

"76% of being in a relationship is waiting for someone to watch a show."

"I'm not a Grammar Nazi! I'm alt-write."

"Did you know that its illegal for someone living next to a cemetery to be buried there? that would be called murder."

"What do Reddit and Pedophiles have in common? they are both fucking immature assholes..."

"If you want to drink and drive you better bring enough for the whole highway."

"When I was growing up I never knew what I wanted to be, now that I'm older I know that it's younger."

"Marry a man who surrounds himself with good weather and can provide good weather for you and your children."

"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine... But I need a line to finish it."