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Joke of the Day

"Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman."

"In order to always win in rock, paper, scissors... Shoot."

"What comes after fear but before sex? funf"

"Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!"

"Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics? Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States."

"[Rumpelstiltskin comes to take first born son] ""Give me what you promised unless you can guess my name"" Here ""Aren't you going to guess?"""

"Holocaust joke How do you get a jewish woman's number? You roll up her sleeve."

"Life is like box of chocolates ... it doesn't last long for the fat people."

"I pooped in 8 stores today. New record. 2 of them had restrooms."

"A new scientific study regarding pizza determines who is most susceptible to burns. Turns out it is the Hipsters because they eat it before it's cool."