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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it a cheese grater? Because nothing is greater than chesse."

"Mum!! Please can you take me to the toilet? No! I'm busy. Ask your grandmother. Actually I'd rather ask Grandad. His hand shakes more."

"What is the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only need one nail to hang"

"Virginity and candy are a lot a like. They require minimal force to take from a child."

"Doctor Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish!"

"I hate women, so I decided to fight misogyny Where's this Ogyny girl at? I got a knuckle sandwich for her."

"What do you call a fake shit? A sham poo"

"Human history is so awful, I think I'm just gonna teach my son the timeline of Star Trek off of Wikipedia and call it a day."

"Did you hear about the man whose first girlfriend was a dwarf? He's still nuts over her."

"It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist."