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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fake shit? A sham poo"
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"Q: Why can't Obama poke fun at himself? A: Because that would be racist."
"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."
"*shots fired in the club over the last slice of pizza*"
"Man have three potatoes in latvia Is joke, such is life."
"Why are lions more religious than other animals? They prey regularly."
"Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked? Because Jesus WEPt."
"What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain? A *smaugasbord*."
"I like my women how I like my milk... Rich, white, and 2% fat"
"Is a Rhino Liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the Rhinovirus?"