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Joke of the Day
"It's not easy to make small talk with a meteorologist."
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"How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters"
"when is the only time you want a white point guard? When your sister comes home and says ""Im dating a point guard"""
"What's the best thing about a Trmp versus Clinton election? One of them has to lose."
"The gym got a new machine recently, it does everything! Snickers, twix, Mccoys, pepsi...."
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You may think it's arr, but they are truly in love with the sea!"
"Hey friend wanna hear a joke ? Another time."
"RULE OF THUMB: If a movie trailer makes me mutter, ""No one wants to see that,"" then about 50-100 million people will want to see that."
"How do you make an egg roll? Push it."
"Some Mexican guy just tackled me & put silver/grey tape all over my belly then ran away... I was ab-duct-taped by an alien. (I'm so sorry)"