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Joke of the Day

"Conjunctivitis.com That's a site for sore eyes"

"What's worse than being 32 being turdy too"

"The U.S Election is Kind of Like an Attractive Bisexual Because whether they go with a man or a woman, you know they're fucked."

"I'm so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year"

"Wait I had a really good joke about amnesia..."

"A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian tells him he'll only lose it."

"I have a rain fetish. It really gets me wet."

"I know I shouldn't, but I treat blacks and whites the same Speed Wash cycle."

"Milk cartons in Asia have missing planes on them instead of children."

"16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman Nananananananananana Batman"